Dubveennat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured human.

Dubveennat created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubveennat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dubveennat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dubveennat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dubveennat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.