Nanyimdib is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective jaguar.

Nanyimdib created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanyimdib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nanyimdib, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nanyimdib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nanyimdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nanyimdib's name in vain.

2. You must love Nanyimdib.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing yellow tights.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.