Listced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty penguin.

Listced created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listced, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Listced, he will make you grow a tail.

Listced's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Listced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Worship no other gods but Listced.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Erect three silicon sculptures of Listced on top of important buildings.