Rilfiggetmobbin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fussy wren.

Rilfiggetmobbin created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilfiggetmobbin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rilfiggetmobbin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rilfiggetmobbin's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Rilfiggetmobbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed turnips to mites while wearing purple boots.

5. Never think about nebulae.