Diblarnfob is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, contented jackal.

Diblarnfob created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Diblarnfob, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Diblarnfob, it will turn you into a mole.

Diblarnfob's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Diblarnfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about mites.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.