Dumgiggun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic tortoise.

Dumgiggun created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumgiggun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumgiggun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Dumgiggun's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dumgiggun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Run away from magenta tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Dumgiggun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.