Sandcedbit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong weasel.

Sandcedbit created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandcedbit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sandcedbit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sandcedbit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sandcedbit's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Never jump in the presence of squirrels.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandcedbit.

5. Never eat bark.