Kombenfen is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sage sheep.

Kombenfen created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombenfen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kombenfen, he will be very sad.

Kombenfen's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kombenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Worship no other gods but Kombenfen.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never bounce near nematodes.