Targpogwab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Targpogwab created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Targpogwab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Targpogwab, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Targpogwab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Targpogwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your neck brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.