Banmabgod is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless butterfly.

Banmabgod created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmabgod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Banmabgod, she will turn you into a dog.

Banmabgod's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Banmabgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Put Banmabgod first in all things.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Never go into red rooms.