Hotbommum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever hamster.

Hotbommum created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hotbommum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hotbommum, she will turn you into a slug.

Hotbommum's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hotbommum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if eight gulls approach from the west.

3. Retreat if nine mice approach from the south.

4. Never wear violet tights.

5. Never skip in the presence of pigs.