Yebvigsin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, charitable jellyfish.

Yebvigsin created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yebvigsin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yebvigsin, it will curse you with boils.

Yebvigsin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yebvigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Yebvigsin loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if nine seals approach from the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.