Fublag is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic meerkat.

Fublag created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fublag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fublag, it will turn you into a sheep.

Fublag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fublag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never sprint in holy places.