Fumlikfub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional dingo.

Fumlikfub created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumlikfub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fumlikfub, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fumlikfub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Fumlikfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three geese in a large pit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Fumlikfub must be the most important thing in your life.