Konfaddot is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, clever raccoon.

Konfaddot created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konfaddot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Konfaddot, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Konfaddot's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Konfaddot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Retreat if eight whales approach from the east.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing green jumpers and balancing seven gold spheres on your chest.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.