Nuttstafcem is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, egotistical
capybara.
Nuttstafcem created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttstafcem, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Nuttstafcem, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Nuttstafcem's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Nuttstafcem's Holy Commandments1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Never chant near turtles.
3. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing white shirts.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never mention birds.