Flybinbam is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, deceitful
eagle.
Flybinbam created gold three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flybinbam, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Flybinbam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.
Flybinbam's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Flybinbam's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flybinbam.
3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help sick snails.
5. Worship no other gods but Flybinbam.