Bepappbopab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering eagle.

Bepappbopab created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Bepappbopab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bepappbopab, he will come to you in dreams.

Bepappbopab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bepappbopab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Hide from indigo pigs for they are unholy.

4. Never feed corn to snails while wearing orange coats.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
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