Budquimflis is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy whale.

Budquimflis created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Budquimflis, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Budquimflis, he will turn you into a rat.

Budquimflis' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Budquimflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budquimflis.
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