Karfubnulsog is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, generous
newt.
Karfubnulsog created a down quark three million years ago.
If you believe in
Karfubnulsog, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Karfubnulsog, he will turn you into a rock.
Karfubnulsog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Karfubnulsog's Holy Commandments1. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.
2. Worship no other gods but Karfubnulsog.
3. Always obey Karfubnulsog's priests.
4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.