Karfubnulsog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, generous newt.

Karfubnulsog created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Karfubnulsog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Karfubnulsog, he will turn you into a rock.

Karfubnulsog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Karfubnulsog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Karfubnulsog.

3. Always obey Karfubnulsog's priests.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.