Gebnuljig is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic raven.

Gebnuljig created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebnuljig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebnuljig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gebnuljig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gebnuljig's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near otters.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.