Yimnadpit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing cobra.

Yimnadpit created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimnadpit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimnadpit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yimnadpit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yimnadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.