Zogbodgud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, contented walrus.

Zogbodgud created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogbodgud, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zogbodgud, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zogbodgud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Zogbodgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms magenta.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Run away if five doves approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Zogbodgud.