Vidweenurl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, awesome raccoon.

Vidweenurl created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Vidweenurl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vidweenurl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Vidweenurl's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Vidweenurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Vidweenurl on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.