Dutnanhug is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever goblin.

Dutnanhug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutnanhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dutnanhug, it will cry a lot.

Dutnanhug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dutnanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not take Dutnanhug's name in vain.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dutnanhug on top of all buildings.

5. Never run in holy places.
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