Gadmipsancatfob Dud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain whale.

Gadmipsancatfob Dud created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadmipsancatfob Dud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gadmipsancatfob Dud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gadmipsancatfob Dud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gadmipsancatfob Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bananas.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near goats while wearing gray shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your arms.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Gadmipsancatfob Dud on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about comets.
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