Citzansak is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome
chinchilla.
Citzansak created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.
If you believe in
Citzansak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Citzansak, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Citzansak's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Citzansak's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Always obey Citzansak's priests.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always wear magenta.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.