Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut
is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful
mouse
.
Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut
created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut
, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut
, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.
Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut's
most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut's Holy Commandments
1. Always help snakes in need.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Never feed bread to frogs while wearing skirts.
5. Do not shave your face.
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