Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful mouse.

Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bopcencut Faggebnan Pogyartbudnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed bread to frogs while wearing skirts.

5. Do not shave your face.