Pibrillged is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy alligator.

Pibrillged created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pibrillged, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibrillged, it will turn you into a plant.

Pibrillged's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Pibrillged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Put Pibrillged first in all things.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never hurt cats.