Pibrillged is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy
alligator.
Pibrillged created humankind seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Pibrillged, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Pibrillged, it will turn you into a plant.
Pibrillged's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Pibrillged's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Put Pibrillged first in all things.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Learn nine new languages a year.
5. Never hurt cats.