Yoggutlarn is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful lobster.

Yoggutlarn created a quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoggutlarn, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yoggutlarn, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yoggutlarn's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yoggutlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Do not keep eight cats in a large pit.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.
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