Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog
is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-confident
chicken
.
Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog
created the cosmos twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog
, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog
, it will destroy your home planet.
Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Vadfiggadkonnadflabbastvog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
5. Always treat shrews with great respect.
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