Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody rat.

Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim, she will curse you with boils.

Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Talgamdan Godfidvadmadbemgesspagzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Hide from turquoise eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Always take life seriously.
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