Flagbassomt is a god.
She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless
swan.
Flagbassomt created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flagbassomt, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Flagbassomt, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Flagbassomt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Flagbassomt's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Flagbassomt.
2. Never think about moons.
3. Always look after injured tapirs.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.