Flagbassomt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless swan.

Flagbassomt created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagbassomt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flagbassomt, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Flagbassomt's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flagbassomt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Flagbassomt.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always look after injured tapirs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.