Queegdogjiphub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty dugong.

Queegdogjiphub created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdogjiphub, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Queegdogjiphub, it will refuse to believe in you.

Queegdogjiphub's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Queegdogjiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. You must pray to Queegdogjiphub six times a day.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing hats.