Stikpogbidlipceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered mongoose.

Stikpogbidlipceb created tapeworms eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stikpogbidlipceb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stikpogbidlipceb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stikpogbidlipceb's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stikpogbidlipceb's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Stikpogbidlipceb on top of important buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill horses.