Kiktifdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, thoughtless goat.

Kiktifdoss created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiktifdoss, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kiktifdoss, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kiktifdoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kiktifdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kiktifdoss.

3. Run away from orange snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about gravity near shrews while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three lead spheres on your legs.