Sinrilgut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing hyena.

Sinrilgut created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinrilgut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sinrilgut, she will turn you into a rock.

Sinrilgut's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Sinrilgut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sinrilgut.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about cell theory.