Parkjadgom is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying walrus.

Parkjadgom created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Parkjadgom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Parkjadgom, she will destroy your home planet.

Parkjadgom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Parkjadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkjadgom.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.