Catkik Gemteenpop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced mongoose.

Catkik Gemteenpop created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catkik Gemteenpop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catkik Gemteenpop, he will be very sad.

Catkik Gemteenpop's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Catkik Gemteenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Catkik Gemteenpop loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Hide from green moths for they are unholy.