Lamflowteen is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, merciless
raven.
Lamflowteen created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lamflowteen, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Lamflowteen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Lamflowteen's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Lamflowteen's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
2. Do not drink water in black rooms.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.