Himbossveen is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless hamster.

Himbossveen created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Himbossveen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himbossveen, she will turn you into a puffin.

Himbossveen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Himbossveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Never paint your arms black.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Do not cook food in pots.