Himbossveen is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless
hamster.
Himbossveen created the world six million years ago.
If you believe in
Himbossveen, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Himbossveen, she will turn you into a puffin.
Himbossveen's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Himbossveen's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Never paint your arms black.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Do not cook food in pots.