Hudyamhivjab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust dragon.

Hudyamhivjab created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudyamhivjab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudyamhivjab, he will not care at all.

Hudyamhivjab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hudyamhivjab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Run away if seven pigs approach from the west.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look after injured aardvarks.

5. Put Hudyamhivjab first in all things.