Ditcunpit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, astonishing cobra.

Ditcunpit created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditcunpit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ditcunpit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ditcunpit's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ditcunpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green tights.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Ditcunpit first in all things.

5. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the east.