Jadtamtit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, competent hare.

Jadtamtit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadtamtit, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadtamtit, she will strike you with lightening.

Jadtamtit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Jadtamtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never hurt swans.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.