Hugvadlak is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ill-tempered mouse.

Hugvadlak created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugvadlak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hugvadlak, it will send you a sign.

Hugvadlak's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Hugvadlak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Hugvadlak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Do not take Hugvadlak's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.