Hitgovig Betgiggad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, generous crane.

Hitgovig Betgiggad created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Hitgovig Betgiggad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hitgovig Betgiggad, she will be very unhappy.

Hitgovig Betgiggad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hitgovig Betgiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hitgovig Betgiggad.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.