Fatlagdissgarcad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying unicorn.

Fatlagdissgarcad created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlagdissgarcad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fatlagdissgarcad, she will not invite you to parties.

Fatlagdissgarcad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fatlagdissgarcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear cyan rings.

5. Erect eight gold sculptures of Fatlagdissgarcad on top of important buildings.