Kadarnrigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, calm frog.

Kadarnrigdim created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadarnrigdim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadarnrigdim, he will laugh at you.

Kadarnrigdim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kadarnrigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never write about quantum mechanics.

3. Always obey Kadarnrigdim's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.