Appagmat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, pitiless monkey.

Appagmat created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appagmat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Appagmat, it will turn you into a rock.

Appagmat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Appagmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention otters.

2. Appagmat loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never paint your neck gray.

5. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Appagmat on top of important buildings.