Batdinsatgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, flying shark.

Batdinsatgeb created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Batdinsatgeb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Batdinsatgeb, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Batdinsatgeb's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Batdinsatgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Batdinsatgeb.

5. Always help sick turtles.